Illegal aliens in Vale's End?

We've all seen the signs. Illegal aliens. Is there anything we can do? I hit the street to see what Vale's End citizens thought of this menace from beyond our borders.

Mitch "2 straight" Mellis (before anyone gets up in arms over his nickname, it is in no way an indication of his sexual orientation but an indication of oral health. We at the Gazette are in no way, shape, or form homophobic or would publish such content. Our own "cat in the field" Terrance has shown definite homosexual tendencies in both his species and interspecies relations.) (I am in no way being coerced at drillpoint into adding that Mitch's dental deformity is not a reflection of Vale's End's dental community. Mitch is known as a dentist avoider.) told this reporter that he believed the new president was taking steps to prevent this. That he was constructing a space wall to keep out "dem illegals." When asked how he was doing it, we were told he was using NASOW. When asked for clarification,  he is quoted as saying "dem that has dem rockets and whatnot. "

Another point of view was given by the Wattly sisters. When asked, they said that these visitors were only filling a need that has been missing in Vale's End. We should not fear them, they only wish our total submission and our cows. When asked, one of the sisters (Agatha I think but I have trouble telling them apart. I think the squiggly eyed one is Agatha.) said, "They seem to have it in for cattle. They hate all livestock, but anything of the bovine persuasion really gets their goat. (She cackled at this point and I ran. That lady has one seriously twisted cackle.)

Local hippie and purveyor of "the green that takes away the mean", Rufus, said, "Man, we ain't gonna know what they are about until we have a real sit down. Real pass the peace pipe kinda stuff. Smoke up until we not only understand the universe and our place in it but theirs too. Then Bam! Harmony. "

From a president building a space walls to bovine racism to hippie peace talks, it doesn't seem like our citizens are divided in what to think. I think it is best summed up by local professional abductee Earnest. "I've been probed by lots of aliens. Some are rough and just shove it in there to get their readings. Some have a lighter touch, letting your anus ease the probe in. Most aliens are in between." When asked about if he thought there was A Mexican problem, which I had been asked by several people in the course of this interview, he told me, "Mexican problem? No, all the Mexicans I know are really stand up people. Only a few are into anal probing but those that are real good at it."

There you have it Vale's End. Some of the illegal aliens are rough so we may have a problem with them. But not all illegal aliens are the same. So, they aren't all a problem. And we don't have A Mexican problem, no matter what the rumors say. They are all good people.